The Republic of Azohahae2 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 951 million Azohians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Invaderlandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The Azohian economy, worth 45.2 trillion Thevs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 47,497 Thevs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,068 per year while the poor average 6,278, a ratio of 34.7 to 1.

Only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Azohahae2's national animal is the Giant parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Azohahae2 is ranked 120,490^th in the world and 1^st in Actual Anarchy for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,481.19 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.