The Commonwealth of Beepitol is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 143 million Beepitolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Beepitolian economy, worth 3.76 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 26,317 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, a little love goes a long way claim Beepitolian news, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepitol's national animal is the house cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beepitol is ranked 23,568^th in the world and 75^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 111.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.