The United Commonwealth of Iluhyoutoo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by wallet lastnameson with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.234 billion Iluhyoutooians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soutok. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Iluhyoutooian economy, worth 384 trillion Korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,757 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, high school bands practice by moonlight, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iluhyoutoo's national animal is the Small-Clawed Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Democracy.

Iluhyoutoo is ranked 20,715^th in the world and 62^nd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,003.97 Standard Monetary Units.