The People's Republic of Behemothe is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 261 million Behemotheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yakiakota. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Behemothean economy, worth 19.8 trillion Behemothean Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,711 Behemothean Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, Behemothe has designated Yakiakota as its capital city, and time flies when you're not having fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behemothe's national animal is the Sika Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Behemothe is ranked 33,502^nd in the world and 98^th in Carcassonne for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,529.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.