by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179th Most Influential: 1,394th Most Advanced Public Education: 3,643rd
The Office Cowboy of
Left-wing Utopia
Qu'est-ce que j'fais?
Marsupial Killer
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Political Freedom

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Population14.966 billion

CapitalFunky Nassau
LeaderDr Funkenstein

AnimalAtomic Dog

The Office Cowboy of Funkadelia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Funkenstein with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.966 billion Funkadelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky Nassau. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funkadelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Grooves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 77,374 Grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Dr Funkenstein, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Funkadelia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime is totally unknown. Funkadelia's national animal is the Atomic Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkadelia is ranked 5,982nd in the world and 167th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 91.14 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179thMost Influential: 1,394thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,668thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,886thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,213thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,308thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,062ndMost Cultured: 5,239thMost Developed: 5,982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,460thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,760thTop
Nudest: 8,235thLargest Populations: 9,333rdSmartest Citizens: 9,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,268thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,474thNicest Citizens: 11,341stHighest Economic Output: 11,691stHealthiest Citizens: 11,961stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,981stBest Weather: 14,158thMost Secular: 14,455thMost Efficient Economies: 15,849th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionLargest Populations: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rd in the regionNudest: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 217th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 218th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 223rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 259th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 289th in the regionNicest Citizens: 313th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 391st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 392nd in the regionBest Weather: 401st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 440th in the regionMost Secular: 453rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 512th in the regionMost Inclusive: 530th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 536th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 571st in the region

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