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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,069thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,679thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,779th
The Ancient Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Qu'est-ce que j'fais?
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Funkadelia

Population17.325 billion

CapitalFunky Nassau
LeaderDr Funkenstein

CurrencyGroove
AnimalAtomic Dog

The Ancient Empire of Funkadelia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Funkenstein with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.325 billion Funkadelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky Nassau. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funkadelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion Grooves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,924 Grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Funky Nassau, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime is totally unknown. Funkadelia's national animal is the Atomic Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkadelia is ranked 21,256th in the world and 11th in Taijitu for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 15,429.87 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,069thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,679thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,779thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,364thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,532ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,969thMost Cultured: 5,270thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,528thMost Developed: 7,469thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,212thLargest Populations: 9,399thSmartest Citizens: 10,119thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,704thNudest: 10,765thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,494thHighest Economic Output: 12,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,341stNicest Citizens: 12,653rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,089thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,331stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,132ndMost Secular: 16,361stBest Weather: 17,356thMost Pacifist: 17,814thMost Efficient Economies: 18,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,225thMost Inclusive: 19,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,951st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Funkadelia's influence in Taijitu rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Funkadelia's influence in Taijitu rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Funkadelia's influence in Taijitu rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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