The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.26 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,816 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 219,944 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, and the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Big Boyz, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
- : Following new legislation in Big Boyz, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
- : Following new legislation in Big Boyz, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Big Boyz endorsed The Socialist Federal Republic of Aqual.
- : Big Boyz was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Raelsa.
- : Big Boyz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Big Boyz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Big Boyz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Big Boyz's resolution Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands was passed by the General Assembly.
- : Big Boyz was endorsed by The Theocracy of Secare.
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