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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 925thMost Secular: 1,009th
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Burn baby burn!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Big Boyz

Population8.26 billion

CapitalSad Boi
LeaderThiq Boi

Currencyorgan
Animalchigger

The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.26 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,816 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 219,944 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, and the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Big Boyz is ranked 236,426th in the world and 7,661st in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 925thMost Secular: 1,009thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,034thLowest Crime Rates: 1,127thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,460thBest Weather: 1,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,551stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,959thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,097thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,551stLargest Black Market: 2,646thLargest Governments: 2,706thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,780thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,899thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,900thMost Authoritarian: 4,210thMost Influential: 4,429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,477thHighest Average Incomes: 5,092ndMost Conservative: 5,118thHealthiest Citizens: 5,361stNudest: 7,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,086thSmartest Citizens: 9,241stHighest Economic Output: 9,419thMost Income Equality: 11,174thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,313thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,466thMost Developed: 16,611thMost Efficient Economies: 17,499thMost Extreme: 18,434th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Black Market: 119th in the regionMost Conservative: 141st in the regionMost Extreme: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Income Equality: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 302nd in the regionNudest: 325th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 383rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 443rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 684th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 750th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 110 » Frinotonia, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Wymondham, Valerievna, Wayneactia, Malphe II, Arkadia Universalis, Yeagania, Xosharia, Tethys 13, Zapadni Srpski entitet, Joey Wu Empire, Carthaginium, West Mattasia, Dhaeland, Philosopy, The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority, ZT333, Life Country, Rundashia, Northern Irish Freedom, Domitias, Solar Energy and Free States, Sanagrast, Arr, Bayi, New Hala, Deosdora, The royal republic Of Lelle, Great Baltic Empire, Ghost Of The Order, Knights of the Iron Solari, Santa Clara Cartel, ElephantWarriorsUnite, ElJefe, New Justusia, Atlitis, Admin D, Reneda, Nuwisha, Maxxlandia, Fransmany, The Stalinist Union, Depolis, Aragon AI, Yagonia, South Proales, Elyssae, Dornish Federation, Ashterothia, and 60 others.Mizanzukistao, Minecraftiana, Letnem, Prayd, Lakarian, KypsCrew, Karoosh-Alban, Ocsken, Tiparu, Quussia, Brightharpia, Ethics, Indusslav, DeerField Cove, United Animal Kingdom, Engias, Vegan Reich, Iron Cladia, CN888, The United Kingdom of Germany, Phobi, Simeonia II, New Colchis, Trilanian, Teothopia, AISTB, VarrLand, Populous Magnus, The Gelseen Hegemony, Sounkaopia, Jonairadsylva, Kermitopia, Basedania, Empotia, Friaritat, Cha Japor, The Catskill, Artifica, Gbliss, The Great Lechuga, Matuslania, Drooyd, PR Furlan, Krisylia, United States of Zedabi, Antonimus, Ist Meo, Loving Soul, Sosnovk, Pridelantic people, Unsere Grosse Kaiserin, East-South Eastern Asia, Votri, Anoxas, Neo Hungarica, Turtislava, Fleischner, Angalaria, Secare, and Raelsa.

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