The Triple-Seat of Guhrayen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Musalu the Thrice-Blessed with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.025 billion Guhrayenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veh-Ardashir. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The all-consuming Guhrayenian economy, worth 374 trillion coosoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,756 coosoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, concussed sea minkball players cannot remember their lineup position, what goes down must come up, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guhrayen's national animal is the sea mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vestigism.

Guhrayen is ranked 176,293^rd in the world and 8,391^st in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 3.02 billion capita.