The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Jon Blackwolf with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.389 billion Biker Cavemenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sturgis. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The strong Biker Cavemenian economy, worth 487 trillion miles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,960 miles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, builders across Biker Cavemen are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics. Crime is relatively low. Biker Cavemen's national animal is the black wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Biker Cavemen is ranked 102,091^st in the world and 32^nd in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 95.13 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.