The Frankish Charlemagne Emp of BORDURIAA is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Charles Martel Charlemagne with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.27 billion Bordurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christenburg. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bordurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 85,458 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, the sudden rash of anti-drug laws has left everyone dazed and confused, and judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BORDURIAA's national animal is the Unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Bordurin Orthodox Church.

BORDURIAA is ranked 36,142^nd in the world and 1^st in United Empire of Islam for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,393.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.