The Parliamentary Republic of British Canuckistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Carney with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 38.546 billion British Canuckistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roku City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient British Canuckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,680 trillion Commonwealth Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,152 Commonwealth Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, and frowning on the job is a great way to get a raise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Canuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

British Canuckistan is ranked 102,416^th in the world and 56^th in Canada for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,805.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.