The Federal Republic of Caisa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leovith with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.257 billion Caisans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Caisan economy, worth 774 trillion Dragcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 181,980 Dragcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, nudity is frowned upon, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caisa's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caisa is ranked 14,993^rd in the world and 889^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 135.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.