The Sovereign Orbital Vessel of Cretanja is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rosnja Sensata with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 17.871 billion Cretanjans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cretanja. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cretanjan economy, worth a remarkable 2,075 trillion Cretnotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,121 Cretnotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, all guns must be registered, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretanja's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sensata Reverence.

Cretanja is ranked 6,804^th in the world and 379^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,075.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.