The Sports Paradise of Caleonia is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.26 billion Caleonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cooper. The average income tax rate is 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,839 trillion figmas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 231,625 figmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Caleonia has found 3 easter eggs), and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleonia's national animal is the Mikudayo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caleonia is ranked 10,429^th in the world and 633^rd in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,349.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.