The Queendom of Celdonie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Carla Von Hesse PCP with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 38.047 billion Celdonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagatelle. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celdonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,224 trillion Celdo ₵s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,040 Celdo ₵s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celdonie's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celdonie is ranked 2,423^rd in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Populations, with 38.0 billion capita.