The Republic of Celjoro is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 168 million Celjorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Celjoroan economy, worth 8.08 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,075 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Celjoro" on tails, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celjoro's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celjoro is ranked 89,733^rd in the world and 414^th in Europeia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,303.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.