The Constitutional Monarchy of Chanada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.505 billion Chanadans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Chanadan economy, worth 488 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 42,481 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,797 per year while the poor average 2,663, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chanada's national animal is the moose, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chanada is ranked 266,700^th in the world and 145^th in Canada for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.