The Non-Theocratic State of Kookadobia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by jerseyj with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.151 billion Kookas are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minutho. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kookadobian economy, worth 713 trillion Refined Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,071 Refined Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Minutho, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, people ignoring the news is biconditional to jerseyj being in it, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kookadobia's national animal is the Crested Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kookadobia is ranked 289,011^th in the world and 36^th in Spiritus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,919.59 Standard Monetary Units.