The Most Holy Knight Order State of Chicks is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cikarfelid with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, devout population of 3.946 billion Chicks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Camp. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The all-consuming Chicken economy, worth 341 trillion Chick coins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,509 Chick coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and purported secret military bases are dismissed by Cikarfelid to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chicks's national animal is the mealworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hermeticism.

Chicks is ranked 26,463^rd in the world and 1,408^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,853.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.