The Kingdom of Colinnia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.729 billion Colinnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimenopolis. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colinnian economy, worth 744 trillion pilas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,431 pilas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown. Colinnia's national animal is the blue crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Colinnia is ranked 143,379^th in the world and 13^th in Ipeonic Empire for Largest Populations, with 4.73 billion capita.