The Galinite Ukrainian Kingdom of Communist Galinea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 28.938 billion Galineus have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of País de Galos. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Galineu economy, worth a remarkable 3,632 trillion Frango Suíçoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 125,531 Frango Suíçoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', and pranking is an art form. Crime is totally unknown. Communist Galinea's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Galinea is ranked 832^nd in the world and 4^th in Portugal for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 16,634.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.