The Nation of Communistic Barbarians is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Viktor Donglikker with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.674 billion Barbarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Barian economy, worth 253 trillion Shillings a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,883 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the diplomatic corps stinks, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communistic Barbarians's national animal is the Vodka Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Communistic Barbarians is ranked 41,044^th in the world and 613^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.27 law-abiding acts per hour.