The Special Cooperative Zone of Dacaro is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miku Kiri-Barafort with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.759 billion Dacarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izacoji. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacaran economy, worth a remarkable 2,261 trillion krudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 258,192 krudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacaro's national animal is the blahaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dacaro is ranked 331,328^th in the world and 542^nd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.