The Republic of Concecenet is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jackson Kennedy with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 4.888 billion Concecenetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostam. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Concecenetian economy, worth 415 trillion Con Dolars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,830 Con Dolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Concecenet's national animal is the Rattle Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Concecenet is ranked 148,997^th in the world and 183^rd in Christians for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,077.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.