The ⓵⓶⓷⓸⓹ of Count V is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 2.948 billion Count Vians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Count V Mega City. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Count Vian economy, worth 118 trillion Quid a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,161 Quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Count V's national animal is the bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Count V is ranked 89,741^st in the world and 1^st in Freak Show for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.22 law-abiding acts per hour.