The Commonwealth of Business States of America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Free Market with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.385 billion Business Statians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wall Street. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Business Statian of America economy, worth a remarkable 2,116 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 286,534 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,474,548 per year while the poor average 30,411, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

Dessert dishes make up the Business Statian of America breakfast menu, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and the only places to see eagles now are at local zoos. Crime is totally unknown. Business States of America's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Business States of America is ranked 6,235^th in the world and 312^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 9,965.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.