Population | 15.374 billion |
Capital | Rovenoir |
Leader | Chancellor Speers |
Faith | Worship through Creation |
Currency | Gold Dinar |
Animal | Red Falcon |
The Armed Technocracy of The Gelseen Hegemony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Speers with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.374 billion Gelseens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovenoir. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Gelseen Hegemonyian economy, worth an astonishing 10,953 trillion Gold Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 712,479 Gold Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, smoking is banned in public areas, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Gelseen Hegemony's national animal is the Red Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship through Creation.
The Gelseen Hegemony is ranked 117,920th in the world and 4,406th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,177.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, third world countries are rich in "I Love Rovenoir" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in The Gelseen Hegemony, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
World Assembly
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