The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Snake Plisken with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.515 billion Axixitecos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 5,555 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 300,078 Axixican Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,244,335 per year while the poor average 47,441, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, Axixic is renowned for its lax gun laws, and Blue Dragons with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 103,116^th in the world and 3,758^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,701.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.