The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lukas Ligloper with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.967 billion underlings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled by Vader economy, worth an astonishing 32,650 trillion left hands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 742,608 left hands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, the tightness of border controls in Donkervader leave a little to be desired, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Donkervader's national animal is the tauntaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Force Activism.

Donkervader is ranked 34^th in the world and 1^st in Hell for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 24,084.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.