The United Kingdom of Doormat to the Lord is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 18.375 billion Congregation have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doormat to the Lord City. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saved economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 84,526 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Doormat to the Lord in an international press conference, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doormat to the Lord's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doormat to the Lord is ranked 267,107^th in the world and 26^th in Scandinavia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.