The Federal Republic of Eutania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Gigachad with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.159 billion Eutanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hejstad. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eutanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,556 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 403,539 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown. Eutania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eutania is ranked 462^nd in the world and 2^nd in Scandinavia for Safest, scoring 178.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.