The Quanticolous Shire of Wutar Katari is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.203 billion Ilachors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of W1$e4up01y5. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ilachorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,254 trillion Bitkeldars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 369,974 Bitkeldars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown. Wutar Katari's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Wutar Katari is ranked 327,264^th in the world and 45^th in Scandinavia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.