The CuckooForCocoaPuffs citizens of Drewtopia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Droob Russell with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.663 billion Drewtopians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drewtopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,239 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 176,851 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,596,275 per year while the poor average 2,381, a ratio of 670 to 1.

Police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, slavers are real nutters, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Drewtopia's national animal is the Skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drewtopia is ranked 324,187^th in the world and 238^th in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 0.32 average smiles per day.