The Empire of No Freedom And War Land is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.149 billion Those Who Lack Freedom are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiratopalis. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming A Freedom Lacker economy, worth 491 trillion Bloods a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,529 Bloods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout No Freedom And War Land after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Freedom And War Land's national animal is the Weaponized Pigs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Divine Verdict.

No Freedom And War Land is ranked 35,848^th in the world and 67^th in The League for Highest Poor Incomes, with 68,143.13 Standard Monetary Units.