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Most Devout: 268th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 401st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 713th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Deo et sub Imperatore
Emperor Alexander II the Great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.858 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexander II the Great
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNew Creeperian Dollars
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.858 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,259 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 287,592 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,677,899 per year while the poor average 23,210, a ratio of 72.3 to 1.

Creeperans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 172,505th in the world and 166th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -22.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Devout: 268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 401stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 786thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 868thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 901stLargest Black Market: 958thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,182ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,364thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,580thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,652ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,798thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,874thFattest Citizens: 2,076thMost Avoided: 2,152ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,304thLargest Retail Industry: 2,352ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,443rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,957thLowest Crime Rates: 4,095thMost Conservative: 4,487thHighest Economic Output: 5,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,186thMost Influential: 5,188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,392ndRudest Citizens: 5,432ndLargest Governments: 5,630thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,652ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,904thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,360thMost Pro-Market: 8,773rdTop
Most Extreme: 9,317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,389thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,176thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,438thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,789thMost Cultured: 16,073rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the region

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