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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 215thMost Devout: 231stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 344th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population10.558 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.558 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,504 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 331,941 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,041,153 per year while the poor average 3,865, a ratio of 786 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government is a law unto itself, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 36,112th in the world and 52nd in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Developed, scoring 70.28 on the Human Development Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 215thMost Devout: 231stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 344thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 659thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 714thLargest Black Market: 724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 819thLargest Mining Sector: 945thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,265thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,281stHighest Average Incomes: 1,416thMost Armed: 1,420thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,534thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,957thMost Avoided: 2,036thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,710thHighest Economic Output: 3,258thLowest Crime Rates: 3,739thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,804thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,957thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,665thLargest Governments: 5,097thMost Influential: 5,441stRudest Citizens: 6,749thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,336thMost Conservative: 9,950thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,726thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,636thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,847thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,913thMost Cultured: 14,471stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,423rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,281st
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the region

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