The Federal Republic of DrHarleySawyer is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.221 billion Colleagues of Dr Harely Sawyers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Laboratory. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The all-consuming DrHarleySawyerian economy, worth 116 trillion Experiments a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,752 Experiments, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DrHarleySawyer's national animal is the Experiment, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DrHarleySawyer is ranked 149,149^th in the world and 4^th in The Former Rland Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 395.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.