The Holy Empire of Easter Waldorff is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The cynical, devout population of 2.613 billion Easter Waldorffians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Easter Waldorffian economy, worth 251 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,208 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easter Waldorff's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Easter Waldorff is ranked 47,603^rd in the world and 209^th in Carcassonne for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.