The Holy Empire of Easter Waldorff is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and lack of airports. The cynical, devout population of 2.405 billion Easter Waldorffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Easter Waldorffian economy, worth 230 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,007 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, wolves are considered a delicacy, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easter Waldorff's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Easter Waldorff is ranked 67,760^th in the world and 161^st in Carcassonne for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,509.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.