The Commonwealth of Econiland is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 356 million Econilandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bularon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Econilandian economy, worth 39.8 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,673 golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 483,034 per year while the poor average 16,420, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Econiland's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Econiland is ranked 89,034^th in the world and 327^th in Carcassonne for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,306.48 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.