The Unejected Nation of EJECT ME SKY MAMA is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.806 billion EJECT ME SKY MAMAians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The strong EJECT ME SKY MAMAian economy, worth 563 trillion Affairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,994 Affairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and a major religion has been named as EJECT ME SKY MAMA's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EJECT ME SKY MAMA's national animal is the Snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

EJECT ME SKY MAMA is ranked 39,962^nd in the world and 13^th in Philippines for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,133.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.