The Federal Republic of Eka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Collins with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.405 billion Ekans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coleka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekan economy, worth 192 trillion Snillocs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,957 Snillocs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,268 per year while the poor average 27,028, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Government contracted tax collectors often 'accidentally' over-charge citizens and skim the surplus, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Eka's many privately-owned prisons, snitches get riches, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eka's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eka is ranked 84,716^th in the world and 4,153^rd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,145.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.