The Republic of Elugria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Greg Barr with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 5.344 billion Elugrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairbank. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elugrian economy, worth 599 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,103 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, Greg Barr's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elugria's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ka.

Elugria is ranked 14,894^th in the world and 10^th in Ridgefield for Most Developed, scoring 88.35 on the Human Development Index.