The Broiling Civil War of Elyreia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Princess Kaerys II Vaelans with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 12.492 billion Elyreians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Volaria. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Elyreian economy, worth a remarkable 2,584 trillion e-ducats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 206,906 e-ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, students abandon classrooms for online education, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and the EBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elyreia's national animal is the Elyreian fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tireyanan.

Elyreia is ranked 3,059^th in the world and 83^rd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.77 law-abiding acts per hour.