The Republic of the Revolution of Engalin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Édouard Babeuf with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.118 billion Engalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolution City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Engalian economy, worth 296 trillion Evripin Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,963 Evripin Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Art criticism in Engalin is scathingly destructive, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks. Crime is totally unknown. Engalin's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Reason.

Engalin is ranked 244,481^st in the world and 345^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.