The Union of Exania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ceres Weaver with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.548 billion Exanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exanon. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,591 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 191,290 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, public buses smell like litter boxes, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime is totally unknown. Exania's national animal is the Exanian Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Exania is ranked 330,541^st in the world and 506^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.41 on the Bus Surprisal Index.