The Merchant Republic of Environmental Support is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.627 billion Environmentalists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcove Harbour. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalist economy, worth a remarkable 5,411 trillion Drachmas a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,725 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, it turns out that trees grow on Drachmas, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime is totally unknown. Environmental Support's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Environmental Support is ranked 102,248^th in the world and 31^st in Free Market Federation for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,942.42 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.