The Kingdom of Estingberg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felixson Emil with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.693 billion Estings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volonia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estingbergian economy, worth a remarkable 2,756 trillion Gunineas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,292 Gunineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are not permitted to ask questions, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, there's nothing special about Felixson Emil, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estingberg's national animal is the Feline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Northern Orthodoxy.

Estingberg is ranked 6,492^nd in the world and 54^th in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 189.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.