The Isle Duchy of MoldoGetica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Teodor I with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.882 billion MoldoGeticans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jassy. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.

The all-consuming MoldoGetican economy, worth 172 trillion getics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,644 getics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make MoldoGetican mussels the biggest in Europeia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the government is giving peace a chance, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MoldoGetica's national animal is the auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

MoldoGetica is ranked 27,460^th in the world and 277^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.