The Republic of Faedusia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Unkala with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 3.685 billion Faedusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kxucoone. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Faedusian economy, worth 215 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,565 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, judges are all-powerful, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled crested caracara, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faedusia's national animal is the crested caracara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Faedusia is ranked 184,256^th in the world and 68^th in Geopolity for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.43 kickbacks per hour.