The Empire of Labyrnna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aphras Vigyls with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 33.62 billion Labyrnnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynna City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The powerhouse Labyrnnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,245 trillion Cuknas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 96,542 Cuknas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and strategic bombers are being converted into preschools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labyrnna's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Labyrnna is ranked 256,283^rd in the world and 34^th in Geopolity for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.