The Dictatorial States of Fairmount is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Peter with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.709 billion Fairmountians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illmoor. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fairmountian economy, worth a remarkable 3,056 trillion Lors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,571 Lors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government records billions of hours of footage of trees, exterminators swarm Fairmountian homes, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six, and the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fairmount's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fairmount is ranked 23,231^st in the world and 37^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,065.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.