The Sovereign Union of Far Eastern Union of Soviet Republics is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The quiet, industrious population of 9.968 billion Soviets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tashkent. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Far Eastern Union of Soviet Republicsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,644 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,937 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, domestic cruise ships fly the Far Eastern Union of Soviet Republicsian flag out of fear of being blown up, oranges have been renamed to avoid trademark infringement, and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Eastern Union of Soviet Republics's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Far Eastern Union of Soviet Republics is ranked 241,435^th in the world and 24^th in Geopolity for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.